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poontang

hair poontang
my poontang hairy
by Whitbourne October 24, 2019
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Poonis

When you dip your penis into poop, now you must call it your poonis.
Dude i dipped my penis into poop last night, now I have a poonis.
by Caelan Mac January 6, 2020
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poontang

damn get me some of that poontang
by TopDonny February 12, 2020
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Poonis

When u pull out after anal, and you got shit on your dick, and you can’t see skin.
Dude, me and this girl had anal last night and I pulled out with a mega Poonis.
by Schlongosaurus March 2, 2020
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Poonicker

A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.
Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.
by deezy_one April 5, 2020
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Poonis

Person1 :hey man look at him he's got a poonis
Person2 :YOOOO
by sexibatka April 17, 2020
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Poonis

Kyle: you’re such a poonis

Chad: whats that?

Kyle: penis + pussy you’re a man pussy
by Man with aid May 13, 2020
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