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Niagara Mudslide

A process in which a person puts a funnel in their turd cutter and slides down a metal slide gradually accumulating feces used as a lubricant for the slide. As the dung skunk reaches the end of the slide, they push more poop out, and as the funnel slides out, they accelerate and fly into a crowd of children splattering them in shit as they watch the person fly while dusting dung on them in disbelief.
Hey Derek, I found the perfect opportunity to use my new crow control technique, the Niagara Mudslide
by GothamGasProducer February 5, 2025
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Mississippi Mudslide

When you have diarrhea You have your girl lay back with her legs lifted all the way back ... Just before you're about to stick your Dick in are you turning around shit and have vagina and then Bang her as a mud slides out.
Yeah man man my girl got freaky last night I gave her me an old Mississippi mudslide she was pissed off
by FredosnasTs January 18, 2023
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Samoan Mudslide

You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.
"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "

"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "
by Magik Marker August 22, 2016
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Milwaukee Mudslide

A sexual act, the milwaukee mudslide occurs when the female defecates loose stool onto the partners chest while riding him reverse cowgirl.
Last night Misty went to dinner, ate some really spicy food and went home to have sex. She felt her stomach rumbling so she urgently asked me if I would like a milwaukee mudslide. I was more than happy to receive it.
by Milwaukee Jim November 23, 2020
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Stinky Mudslide

You do this when you have to urinate but do not want to stop having sex, the male simply pulls his penis out of the vagina and enters the anus. At this time the male should quickly urinate. Once the male’s bladder is empty he should slowly pull out and reenter the vagina quickly and reach orgasm as rapidly as possible. A mixture of urine, feces, ejaculate and other lubricants both natural and synthetic will at this time empty simultaneously from both anus and vagina. The flowing stinky river of fluids can be affectional referred to as the stinky mudslide.
With two young boys intimacy was very rare for Allyson and Adam. They were pressed for time. This rare moment of sexual explosion needed to happen now. Adam made the call … He would not be going to the bathroom. The Stinky Mudslide was their only option.
by HingleMcCringlebery August 31, 2015
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Carolina Mudslide

A Carolina Mudslide is the act of defocating on someone’s chest but with large amounts of diarrhea instead of regular feces. This is similar to a Cleveland Steamer but with diarrhea.
“OMG did you hear that Jake asked Melinda to give him the wettest, nastiest Carolina Mudslide he has ever gotten, AND SHE DID IT!? Just wild that those two have only been together 2 weeks… at the beginning they started their love affair with Cleveland Steamers, and now this…*Shudders*”
by TJXXVII January 27, 2024
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Michigan mudslide

When your a queer from Michigan that works over the road with your other queer friend from home, you take each other to Taco Bell every night then fuck each others assholes (mudslide) at the hotel room until you shart all over each others chubby chodes
Hey, you want a Michigan mudslide when we get back to the hotel?
by Chodedouglas May 1, 2025
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