Red light suicide

To do one red light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently closed, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. If you are very desperate you can preform a green light suicide along with a red light suicide to improve the chances that the light will change. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes or before you get hit by a car and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection. Notice: this is illegal, dangerous and is sweeping the nation!!

Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do one red light suicides before that bus dragged me through three intersections. The antonym for red light suicide is a green light suicide.

by Denis Lachance January 14, 2009

2000 light years away

a song on the Kerplunk! album from Green Day, written for Adrienne Armstrong, Billie Joe's wife.

A song about how Billie and Adrienne had just started talking and dating and she had to leave to go back to the other side of the country while he toured.

He was sad and wished to be with her.

I wish I had a boyfriend who wrote me a song like 2000 light years away.

by rreenfay March 29, 2011

Traffic Light

The classic hot dog topped with ketchup, mustard, and relish. Named so because the red, yellow, and green that top the dog resembles the colors of a traffic light. Can also be shortened to T.L.

Street vendor: "What kind of hot dog would you like?"
Bill: "Just give me a T.L."
Street vendor: "..."

I ate a traffic light while at the traffic light.

My favorite hot dog is the traffic light.

by Jolt'o'Bolt August 26, 2013

TV light

Ambient light from the television that is used to dimly illuminate a room or dwelling. The sound can be on or off.

I flicked on the TV light, hit mute and fell asleep on the couch.

by yes juanito yes January 13, 2015

run the light

to run a red traffic light

We're late. Run the light, we don't have time to stop.

by Lighzh October 22, 2007

Bullshit stop light

A stop light in wich makes you wait for 10 minutes and there is nobody else at the intersection.

Brandon- dude this light is taking forever.!

Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.

Brandon- You got that right.

by Penguin26 November 21, 2009

Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 9, 2014