kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

kumquat kaiser by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

king kaliente

King Kaliente is a SMG and SMG2 boss, living in a lava pit. Its last name, kaliente, is a misspelled version of Caliente, meaning "hot" but they decided to go with a k to match with king. King Kaliente is also the leader of all the octoombas and oktorocks. He shoots 3 fireballs at the player, followed by a coconut that can be whacked at him. After two times of hitting him with coconuts his crown will fall off and sink into the lava making him very angry he will rage and summon a bunch of lava bubbles around the stage, and shoot more fireballs and a coconut to be whacked at him 3 times without missing. A rematch with him happens later, in a new stage and King Kaliente is dark brown, from being "scorched" when he fainted in the lava from before.

King Kaliente is one boss.

king kaliente by Prince Pikante July 23, 2017

Dakota Kaiser 

cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.

friend: who’s that

me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser

Dakota Kaiser by lovie:) June 12, 2018

Cj Kaiser 

A CUNT

CJ KAISER IS A CUNT

Cj Kaiser by DJ Nikki tots December 9, 2018

Kandis&Kacie 

Kandis had sex with Kacie in 9th grade at mt.healthy jr sr highschool

Kandis&Kacie had sex

Kandis&Kacie by yuno chan February 21, 2020

Dirty Kaniejah 

When a girl shoves a ice cube up her pussy and sits in front of a fan and masturbates. Then she has to squirt out all the pussy cube water and finger bang herself until she orgasms

I did a dirty kaniejah last night and came like 4 times!

Dirty Kaniejah by Dirtysockssmamas April 15, 2020

a'kalie

A'Kalie is the bestest friend you could have! They are smart and caring and hilarious. They are petty queens so watch out for an A'Kalie! You'll love her to death too.

"Hey Mitchell, what are you doing today"

"I'm watching A'Kalie be her gorgeous self!"

a'kalie by Potatomangohead September 18, 2020