Definitions by atwatofgingers

kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

kumquat kaiser by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

backdoor pilot 

1) A protégé of the anal arts

2) Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Origin:
Backdoor (The anus, vis-a-vis anal sex. )

Pilot (A skilled individual who can navigate through tight spaces)

I didn't think I would like anal but he was one hell of a backdoor pilot

backdoor pilot by atwatofgingers December 24, 2014