Jordan Peterson 

The God of neutral pathology and an honorable nobleman of psychopathic inner cultivation that cures all mental ailments/inflictions of the mind (Especially PTSD. All hail the King.

"Bow thy head ; Lord Jordan Peterson quakes through with thundering footseps."

Jordan Peterson by DR. SCHIZONIGGA September 10, 2019

Jordan 

A girl that is the coolest, funniest hottest girl around. A jordan makes you very happy and most people that meet a Jordan will fall for them straight away.

omfg i would love to have a Jordan.

Jordan by jeffery3500 October 7, 2009

Jordina 

Jordina is very kind, beautiful and smart. She is very energetic and sporty. She is also the best at gymmastics.

Jordina the gymanst!

Jordina by Oofjw May 20, 2020

The Jordan 

The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.

"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."

The Jordan by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009

Jordan (girl) 

Pretty, funny, sassy, and totally white.

Girl: Oops, Jordan spilled her starbucks again.
Jordan (girl): Can you not.

Jordan (girl) by dbabs December 20, 2013

girl jordan 

Girl Jordan's are fun to be around. Girl Jordan's will never leave you. Girl Jordan's will give you good advice that will always work. Just remember when you need help come to her

You can always count on girl Jordan.

girl jordan by Kylee1962 October 4, 2017

michael jordan 

The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.

Michael Jordan is not overrated

michael jordan by Adrian July 2, 2006