jerk-the-gherkin 

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

jerk-the-gherkin by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

Jerk-Ass 

Someone who says something that leaves you in a state of bewilderment. You have nothing to say in reply.

Suz: I am not responsible for any damage my picture may cause.
Ando: Jerk-Ass.

Jerk-Ass by Larry October 19, 2003

Jerk Blossom 

A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro

Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom

Jerk Blossom by Sew Ugh January 13, 2009

Jerk Tard 

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

Jerk Tard by 91EMC June 13, 2010

jerk-off artist 

Subway musician who only knows a few chords and plays them over and over again.

There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.

jerk-off artist by WordDogToronto July 26, 2010

jerk-out 

Jerking-off to flush out sexual thoughts about a particular person

"Stop thinking about your ex-girlfriend. Take 5 min and jerk-out the girl man!"

jerk-out by bob_slocum July 10, 2017

jerk-ass ex machina

A god-like, magical, or other powerful force that is around the absolute least amount required to keep a plot moving, but is not exploited or around enough to be more useful than minimally necessary.

"The eagles in 'The Lord of the Rings' and the sentient ocean in 'Moana' are jerk-ass ex machina: They could have solved the entire problem right away by taking the McGuffin straight to its destination without subjecting anyone to a perilous adventure filled with murderous obstacles."

jerk-ass ex machina by Honeyko April 18, 2019