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18th hole

Due to the common meaning of the last hole on a full golf course, this is the true and sexual meaning of, the '18th hole'.
A woman shall expose her arse and bend over till she is able to touch her feet with her fingers. The male then proceeds to collect a golf ball and either can, kick it, or use a golf club and will attempt to make the golf ball stay or go in completely to the anus or vagina. If successful the male may then carry on with the sexual move he wishes. The '18th hole' usually determines any disagreement in the bedroom. If the male succeeds he can go ahead with what he wanted. If he fails, the woman has a right to still saying 'no'.
Keith: Heather, let me perform a Lancashire Shitter!

Heather: Absolutely not Keith.

Keith: It looks like it's going down to the 18th hole!

(proceeds with 18th hole)
by Pete616 November 10, 2010
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Hold My Shit

Phrase used before two girls fight. usually said while one of the girls is taking off her jewelry or other items of value and handing them to a friend.
tanya: "What's up, bitch, you got a problem or something? you wanna go? let's go! "here Shania, hold my shit, hold my shit!!"
by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006
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This eye liner is like my holy grail .
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hole up

To go MIA, hibernate or go into hiding, sometimes with a loved one. The person often doesn't respond to texts or calls during this time. They might be depressed, need a break from the world, or are just busy having tons of sex with thier significant other.
Suz: What are you doing this weekend?
RC: My boyfriend and I are going to hole up and shut out the world until Monday.
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holy crip its a crapple

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair
"Holy crip its a crapple"
by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009
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neg hole

Orifice of a person not positive for HIV.
That dude totally pozzed up my neg hole.
by Kai Gee October 7, 2007
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J-Hole

He is such a J-Hole just forget him.
by Allice360 May 30, 2010
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