Global Frequency

A a worldwide, independent defense agency, civilian-run by exactly one-thousand and one agents of varying skills and expertise (detectives, mechanics, assasins, pilots, etc). Lead by the enigmatic Miranda Zero and the supercomputer-of-a-babe and central dispatcher Aleph, they're called into action to clean up all the world-threatening junk that the government run organizations are typically unable to handle.

All the black projects, the mad science, the chilly encounters with the unknown, the Cold War traps... they're all sitting there like landmines. Eventually someone will trip over one of them. Global Frequency are there to catch them when they fall, and defuse the mines before they explode into mainstream consciousness and cause more pain and horror than they already have...

Are you on the Global Frequency?

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

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globson

gluttonous jiggles that flow endlessly throughout the body like water

As Manuel Uribe Garza rode the bicycle his globson enfolded making the seat invisible. His globsons eat the bicycle seat as if hungry.

by Tea-spoon March 2, 2008

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globenotter

Someone who pretends to travel the world, and uses various means to keep the illusion going.

alternatively: one who hasn't yet started traveling the world on their own.

Joshua? No, he's never been to Prague. He's a total globenotter.

by venticup March 8, 2010

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Global Studies

A class consisting of AP world history and Honors english. Also includes, but is not limited to, 3 hours of homework a night, limited social life, and pulling of the hair.

I have a ton of Global Studies homework tonight, man!

by Zhephyr Anne June 19, 2012

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