When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name

Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.

**between 5 and 10 minutes later**

Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit

globbed by Fro (aka Smokey) February 4, 2017

get globbed

get wrecked or served. the act of getting owned.

"She got globbed!" "Oh shit, he's gonna get globbed."

get globbed by Jade Alastor May 25, 2016

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Nob globbed

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone who is sick so her/his flem makes some extremely gross noises in the process of the blowjob

Man my girlfriend was sick when she gave a blowjob i totally got nob globbed

Nob globbed by DankNigz January 15, 2017

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Globed Up

It means to grow up, or to mature. This term was first created in 2018 by UAG GEO, also now known as GE🌎 or The Goolest.

“I Globed Up, I remember when I was a jit.

Globed Up by Gen Gx October 11, 2022

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glibber globber

the sound a person makes when someone bites the.
it is amplified when the bite is chonky.

*rucha bites kalyani*
kalyani: what the heck you bit me GLIBBER GLOBBER
rucha: NO! it wasnt me it was the passing by girl in blue hair.

glibber globber by bluegirlbitme July 13, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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