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Mental giant 

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.
Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?
Mental giant by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
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The Giant 

The Giant is a term given to any male who completed Ghana secondary technical school, Takoradi. They have been well trained to use the mind and the hands as their schools motor reads “mente et manu”.. meaning we train the mind and the hand. The Giants are know to be good and dominates in the fields of Engineering, the medical sectors and journalism in the world.
Look at Adu Gyamfi Christian, the Giant….. what a good engineer, medical practitioner or a journalist
The Giant by Ras kelly July 29, 2021

big giant head 

Similar to a pompous asshole that’s controlling and hostile
The big giant head is on the warpath today , he’s such an asshole !
big giant head by Douche canoe December 26, 2021

The Giant with The Sweetest Soul

As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were on their latest adventure, they stumbled upon a devastated kingdom. The buildings were in ruins, and the fields were barren. There was no one in sight except for a lone giant, sitting in the middle of the wreckage.

The giant, whose name was Issam, had the sweetest soul of any giant the trio had ever met. He was heartbroken that his kingdom was destroyed, and he didn't know how to rebuild it on his own.

Malte, Vilmer, and Johan knew they had to help. They offered to use their unique skills to help Issam rebuild his kingdom.

Malte used his toffel shoes to scout the area and locate any materials that they could use to rebuild the kingdom. Vilmer used his love for pulled pork to prepare delicious meals for the trio and for Issam. And Johan used his knowledge of magic to make the rebuilding process go faster.

Together, they worked tirelessly, day and night, to rebuild the kingdom. They worked on the buildings, repaired the fields, and even planted new crops. Issam was grateful for their help, and he assisted them with his incredible strength.
As the days went by, the kingdom slowly began to take shape once again. The buildings were restored, and the fields were blooming with new crops.

Issam was overjoyed to see his kingdom coming back to life. He was also grateful to have met Malte, Vilmer, and Johan, and he knew that he could always count on them.

With the kingdom fully restored, the trio bid farewell to Issam and set off on their next adventure. They knew that they had made a difference in Issam's life, and they felt proud of what they had accomplished.

As they continued on their adventures, they knew that they would always remember the giant with the sweetest soul, and the rebuilding of his kingdom would remain as one of their greatest achievements.

the Giant of Africa 

a nickname for Nigeria, the greatest African country to ever do it
Person 1: See Ghana trying to be like Nigeria so bad.
Person 2: They can't do anything. Nigeria is forever the Giant of Africa.

big giant humongous turd 

The largest shit you ever taken
Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!

Tiny Giant 

A sportsman/woman that is small for the average size of their sport, such as Basketball or Volleyball .
Wow that guy just dunked a basketball and he’s not even 6’ tall!”
“Yeah he’s like a tiny giant!”
Tiny Giant by Caagri December 21, 2023