Where a farmer and his lady resort to sex at a farm location in most cases a tractor. Farmer gets completely naked as does his lady however, he puts his boots back on for maximum grip and foot protection to ensure maximum penetration.
Did you hear joe and stephanie ditched the party last night for a little farm fun on his dad's John Deere?
by Thefarmboygettinit February 07, 2014
by HawaiiPDX March 09, 2021
by daads1234 January 17, 2018
The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 24, 2018
by skuffed_up March 01, 2023
A Safe Farm is a farm that is located in in the woods in order for you to be protected from society, the main uses of a Safe Farm is to keep a low profile if you have ever done a Crank-Dat video, if you have done a Crank-Dat video; GET YOUR ASS A SAFE FARM NOW AND WATCH YO' BACK!!! But a Safe Farm is very useful as you can grow your own weed, don't have to worry about baby mama's, and have peace to yourself.
** Due note that there could be wild animals in the area that will pick on your crops and could potentially cause harm to you, just remember to keep a frying pan on you and you should be good :)
** Due note that there could be wild animals in the area that will pick on your crops and could potentially cause harm to you, just remember to keep a frying pan on you and you should be good :)
''Like A good Nigga, Safe Farm is there''
by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas January 27, 2023
by box o chocolate January 25, 2018