Farm Swagger

When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.

"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"

by Potter/Tioga memes September 16, 2018

catfish farm

A dating website full of nothing but unattractive prospects.

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !

by box o chocolate January 25, 2018

Animal Farm

When you fill a bathtub with various types of warmed animal semen, usually farm animals, and bathe in it.

Man I really enjoyed that Animal Farm last night.

by MarshallBurnetts March 11, 2022

Ratchet-farm

Aka... trap house mainly occupied by females of all ages who look like bag bitches in training.

Can u give me directions to ur local 'ratchet-farm?'

by Ratchet-Farmer-ceo August 8, 2019

maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.

Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.

by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018

bass farms

when a girl has a big ass and fat arms like damn

damn fool, look at those bass farms, shes your team

by gadsworth December 31, 2008

Chicken farming

To farm chickens in a skilled manner, illegal in Alaska and Nigeria. Only gamers are aloud to chicken farm

Wow! Did you just Chicken farm in Alaska? Chicken farming is illegal there

by GangGangChicken September 22, 2018