Ejaculation emancipation

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"

"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

ejacutexting

The act of trying to resolve an issue or offer explanation by spewing out a very long, often rambling text message.

"She pissed me off, but instead of just explaining exactly how I felt, I ended up ejacutexting all over her."

by cmfh111 August 29, 2016

Ejoit

A term to describe anything. Usually used as another term for "fuck it".

Man, I'm just gonna Ejoit it.

by bodacious_beef_bazooka April 19, 2018

Ejackulantern

A carved pumpkin that serves as a depository for male ejacuate.

Hey Cletus, it's my turn to us the ejackulantern.

by Scrizz07 October 21, 2017

Ejemeh

A nice tall girl who loves to sing. She's really fat and eats like a pig so never give her food. She loves to make friends and make them laugh. She's talented and kind-hearted but don't get on her bad side or she will mess you up. She's really lazy at times when you ask her to do something she will put it off to the last minute.

Have you heard ejemeh's voice?!

by banana14562 October 28, 2017

ejac & evac

When you blow your load and have to get out REAL quick.

Alright babe, I'll come over for a quickie but I gotta get to work so its ejac & evac or it ain't happenin'.

by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018

Ejaculake

A big ol puddle of cum.

Guy1: I guess he hadn’t nut in weeks, he left a massive ejaculake right on my chest.

by schlongandmcquade February 23, 2018