doinger shorts

A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.

After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.

by Bavarianbehr May 21, 2016

doing the dougie

Doing stupidly daft things when ones intoxicated including messaging old 'friends' and destroying current friendships and relationships.

'Man we was having a hella good night then Marvin pulls out his phone and starts sexting his boss'
'Dammit Marvin! He be always doing the Dougie on nights out!'

by djkt June 30, 2017

Doing a Marcus

If "doing a marcus" is used, it means that you arrive at a time that you chose rather than the agreed time.

Roger is doing a marcus

by RSLooney October 13, 2017

Doink

A doink is a fat blunt, but can be used for any word in a sentence.

Yo Chris, pass that doink.

Doink me bro.

by doinksbro October 31, 2017

Doing a Taz

When all your mates are keen to do something but you hit them with every excuse in the book

"You coming to the movies joel" "na sorry I have to save money" stop doing a taz

by Mr mysterious November 3, 2017

Doing a Heidi Allen

Doing a Heidi Allen is generally described as opining on something you have no knowledge of and trying to support your position with factually incorrect data. It is also a term used to describe someone shamelessly self promoting.

Come on dude, that's clearly not a sensible thing to do; you're doing a Heidi Allen

by UmbraHorse May 27, 2018

doing a rookie cookie

basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.

Melanie told me that her loser husband Bob was doing a rookie cookie, so i did her instead.

by CockBlock29 June 12, 2018