Crunch n' Munch

A man having sex with one girl while eating another out at the same time.

"Dude, last night I had these two bitches and I put one down doggy-style and laid the other one face up on the back of the first one. It was straight crunch and munch." - Only really useful in said position.

by Easy DZ September 9, 2005

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Captain Morgan Crunch

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"

Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.

by dstrbdchld1328 March 31, 2009

Crunknasty

1. An adjective to describe a state of uncontrollable euphoria reached from getting crunk. Usually one being crunknasty occurs at the pinnacle of one's drinking.

2. A noun for referencing a Crunkmaster.

Phil: "Hey brah, you coming to the bump'n party tonight?"

Matt: "Yeah, word. I plan on getting real crunknasty."

by Cecil Banks April 26, 2009

coochie cruncher

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

by HottieG April 29, 2006

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.

*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

by ArtySims February 22, 2009

Get Crunk

To get buck-ass-wild

Yo homie, let's go to the club and get crunk!

by DangerousZANE April 18, 2006