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crotch crickets

by shawn December 17, 2002
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crotch cheese

nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.
dude... i couldn't go down on her... she smelled like crotch cheese!
by Pooge June 3, 2006
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James Bond Crotch Rot

What happens when multiple STD's combine in a person, to form a super STD. This super disease melts through the person's crotch, and thier organs dump out through the newly created hole.
That girl's such a whore, she must have James Bond Crotch Rot
by teh Face June 20, 2005
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hot crotch

When someone is feeling horny and feels the need to be sexually satisfied by any interested person. When someone has hot crotch, their standards may be lowered in order to fulfil their sexual desires. Hot crotch is usually, but not always, alcohol induced.
Sarah had some serious hot crotch last night; she would have taken anyone home from the bar!
by BigAsh&LJ September 24, 2016
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fire crotch

a large orange bush located in the pubic area of the human body. Forest fire crotches are known to occur most often in Ireland and Scotland.
I have a fire crotch and if you mess with me i will burn your fucking face off you fucker.
by lewisbowels September 10, 2004
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crotch pocket

A crotch pocket is a woman's vagina. The word is useful in talking about a woman's vagina in mixed company without using common words.
I'll bet that bitch has a nice-looking crotch pocket.
by Shakira's Hips October 16, 2006
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crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person
Drive faster you crotchety old lady!
by crazyaly July 1, 2005
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