coolidity quotient

The measurement of a person's coolness. A quantifiable essence of hipness that can be factored and attributed to a subject person.

Howard Stern has a high "coolidity quotient", while Don Imus has a relatively low one by comparison.

by Obama Yo Mama August 29, 2006

coolito

something is cool; you think its awesome

"Hey! I just got a new cell phone."
"Coolito!"

by Crystaloonie June 28, 2008

coolio

An expantion on cool. I tend to use it when in a 'silly' mood,
and kind of mock things using it.

someone shows you a song, your not all that bothered or you may like it, so use 'coolio' to just to make it seem more interesting to yourself.

by urMast3r June 29, 2009

Coolio

The cheapest Halloween costume ever.

All you have to do is cut off a bunch of tree branches and glue them to your scalp, and you've got the hair down.

Person 1: Why do you have branches on your head?
Person 2: That's supposed to be Coolio's hair.
Person 1: OHHHH. Now I see it. -high five-

by XileLord December 12, 2010

Collitis

A disease characterized by traits primarily portrayed by Ryan Collett. Characteristics include:
- Asian LG fetish
- No reciprocity in foreplay
- Cleaning phobia
- 30min showers
- Chicken Nuggets
- Caersar Salad
- Titleist hats
- Owns more sweaters than can be worn in a month
- Big head
- Would marry a TV
- Rediculously gullible and stubborn
- Non-spontaneous
- Self-perception as porn addict, then quiting for 2 weeks
- lazy
- Gym-slacking, gym-talker

Man that guy loves his LG's, he must have Collitis.

She didn't give him a BJ? That sounds like Collitis.

You eat moer Caesar salad than a person with Collitis

by Arkell December 9, 2008

cooliosis

a disease so cool it is also a way to define a person

Dave - hey you mummo is a cool dood

John - cooliosis

Dave - geez man thats so cool and ya mum at the same time...

by Cooliosis June 8, 2018

Coolie

Slang for an Indian man

Aye boy, you see that coolie!

by Spigidigs123 February 2, 2019