Coach Watson

He is a great lad who loves to shave every part of his body, especially his bumhole.

Coach Watson is dad

by Suckisoff6921 June 16, 2018

Coach

A coach is the person who gets SOME of the credit when everything goes well -and- ALL of the blame when anything goes wrong.

“Man…that team totally sucks; who’s their coach”?

by chuckjav76 July 9, 2023

bate coach

A person giving masturbating(bating) instructions to another person.

Your bate coach gave you an awesome orgasm last night.

by Bator69 December 1, 2024

coach big mac

fine ass man but a bitch at the same time

coach Big Mac is cute but a dough

by ms kbk April 18, 2017

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.

“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”

by Ratfaced January 10, 2024

Coach Picone

The stereotypical PE pedo.

"Our PE teacher is such a Coach Picone!" -Humphrey Williamson

by potgee April 10, 2022