Carson

A person who is funny, but awful at school and very dumb

You are not smart Carson

by Halp me September 29, 2020

The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).

Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.

by Lectoex July 9, 2023

Carson Tichenor

An absolute unit who is so incredibly hot and is very good at anything he does. You want to be like a Carson Tichenor

Girl: did you see that new boy at school?
Other girl: yesss! He’s so much like a Carson Tichenor!

by BigTichington March 21, 2021

sliding on carson

you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle

Mom you did sliding on carson!!

by bigboysus February 22, 2022

Carson

A loud main

Oh my god carson is such a loud main

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

Carson

A fursona that has a beautiful voice who can basically control you and has dog cock for days

Ex: Carson, it says on your resume you have dog cock for days?

Carson: Dame right I do

by Psychobooty09 August 28, 2017

Carson

they are sweet, kind, cute, and funny. If you have a Carson you shouldn't take him for grated. He will kick your ass if you are mean to his friends and especially his girlfriend and don't ever touch his girlfriend or you two will have a problem. Carson takes love seriously you will regret it if you break his heart and Carson picks the right girls to like they are strong, independent, and the best of the best but she is definitely the strongest girl in school!!!

Carson is the best!

by panthom July 5, 2019