Broast

The act of congregating with one's Bros in a high temperature environment.

Mike went to broast with Bill by the campfire.

by topramen69 February 14, 2012

Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.

1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!

by feelitbro February 23, 2012

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

Broasting

1. Talking up being bros with your bros.

2. Toasting to your bros.

1. I thought that Scott and Josh were being arrogant, but they were just broasting.

2. Jim gave an excellent broast during his bro's wedding.

by broses October 23, 2013

Brocal Point

The bro who demands the most attention in every photo they are in, and becomes the focal point of the image.

"Robbie looks like an asshole in every group photo he's in"
"Yea he always has to be the brocal point of everything."

by Greesy_mike November 10, 2013

brocetto

Affecting a low bro-y accent and slang in replace of a higher more effeminate normal speech pattern.

He just forgot to use his brocetto and his purse fell out his mouth.

by HotDamn85 November 9, 2014

Brocest

When two people within a friendship group, especially two men within a fraternity, start dating and make hanging out as a group feel really weird

Ricky: dude it feels so weird since Johnnie and Marko started dating
Jo-dog: thats homophobic brah!
Ricky: nah dude, its not the gay thing, its just... *gazes off into middle distance* ...thats /brocest/ man

by Skadylan April 18, 2015