A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
by feelitbro January 27, 2012