Ruby Barker. A girl who, although may look unavailable and closed off at first, is a massive softy and a total god damn simp. She rambled utter nonsense most of the time but... you tend to forget because her ramblings are amusing and melodically entrancing. Her smile from her pale pink lips could easily kill anyone. She has the deepest forest green eyes that seem to scream “I am scared of nothing this world throws at me... exCEPT FOR INSECTS THEY WILL FUCK UP YOIR DAY.”
“Have you seen her? What’s her name?”
“Well, I heard some people call her Bee. But with a laugh that intoxicating, she’s definitely Ruby Barker.”
“Well, I heard some people call her Bee. But with a laugh that intoxicating, she’s definitely Ruby Barker.”
by Captain Snap April 8, 2021
Get the Ruby Barker mug.Blink 182's drummer and one of the most kick ass drummers ever. A close competition between him and Tre Cool from Green Day.
by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022
Get the Travis Barker mug.Related Words
barfer
• barferific
• Barfero Doucho
• Barker
• barber
• barner
• barter
• Barber Shop
• barrera
• barber pole
Going home to workout in one's basement after work on a Friday instead of going straight to the bars.
by JayDJayD January 15, 2011
Get the Pulling a Barber mug.The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.
by cazort November 12, 2003
Get the barber king mug.by ballsquares November 5, 2009
Get the barker beauty mug.Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020
Get a Trump Lung mug for your barber Bob.
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020
Get a Trump Lung mug for your barber Bob.
by random_boiz October 26, 2020
Get the Get a Trump Lung mug for your barber Bob. mug.Barbers hill is a scam It is a lie because kids think they know everything especially Middle school North.they are very disrespectful to there teachers and some of them think there ghetto because they’ve gone to ISS or DAP they are very outrages I don’t trust eny of these evil Kids they will mess up your durt hill!
by Tunky Rabies March 24, 2019
Get the Barbers Hill mug.