Turd Balloon

A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.

I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.

by Dan Kehote November 21, 2010

Black Balloons

Black Balloons represents all the negative things as pain, depression etc in your life. Once you die, it pops away.

I love black balloons.
Black Balloons represent me
Why does NF have black balloons beside him?

by Astorius November 4, 2019

norwegian hot air balloon

A sex act which involves going ass to mouth with your partner and then dropping a fart in mouth of the giver.

Tito totally gave Catlin a norwegian hot air balloon last night.

by Sh'Matt April 15, 2009

balloon knot bandit

Guys who partake in anal sex. Typically fags but some straight guys do it to hoes too.

ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.

by wpcustoms January 29, 2008

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout

When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.

i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout

by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011

Balloon Head

1. An extremely unintelligent person with a large ego or bravado.

2. A male airhead whose ego inflates and deflates like a hot air balloon in his interactions with his peers.

3. A person whose convictions are easily swayed or comprimised.

4. An Irish Painter who thinks he's American

While Dave appears to be normal upon first meeting him, he is actually a Balloon Head.

by B-Dogg November 24, 2004

Ballocaust

When 2 men go ass-to-ass and shove their balls into each other's assholes.

The ballocaust? That's when Mosier shoved his balls up my ass, man.

by Superhonky October 3, 2011