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your mom 

the person who helped you get on the bus.

your mom is like like a doorknob. everyone gets a turn except her, cuz she doesnt have the hands
grants momma is so fat. " what is up with my mom?! jesus christ!"
thats what grant said after

your mom by dog November 30, 2004

your mom 

Applied to the concept that a mother and her care pretty much defines a person, by making a feeble insult attempting to slander the mother and therefore indirectly slander the person one is talking to.
Guy 1: This movie sucks
Guy 2: Your mom sucks
your mom by Tulip March 3, 2005

your mom 

responce from anyone to any question; excluding the use of mothers
mom: "what do u want to eat?"
jen: "your mom"
mom: "no, u cant eat grandma"

jen: "your mom"
mom: "no your mom"
jen: "thats u!"
your mom by DQIT and WIAAN April 30, 2005

Your mom 

The greatest comeback in the history of mankind.
Guy 1: You suck at cod. Go kill yourself

Guy 2: Your mom

Guy 1: T_T
Your mom by Marcus Pwns Nubs April 26, 2010

your mom 

A phrase that is easy to describe on urban dictionary because everyone has used it.
1: Dude, there's like a million definitions for "your mom" on urban dictionary.

2: Your mom.
your mom by pocketlint60 March 17, 2010

Your Mom 

An annoying joke that has been used since 1960's.
Your Mom by APPLETEABISH December 14, 2014