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Fat Super Cow of Ultimate Doom

A (FSCUD) is a large plumpy grotesque woman who unexplainably came into a position of some power over others and does not make good judgement calls. She tends to make the same mistakes on a daily basis and is oblivious to the fact that she is to blame. Any choice made by such person is usually flawed in some way. Anyone who knows a FSCUD has my sympothy.
I work with Kelly and she is the worst Fat Super Cow of Ultimate Doom I have ever seen. I just want to kill myself when I see her.
by TnaysFayjan January 16, 2010
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Ultimate Democratic Hoax

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.
Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
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ultimate frisbee

There is no denying that this is the gayest sport ever designed... I even play the bastard and I know it's queer.

Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics.

Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do.

You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit.

There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5)

Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID
When playing a team who tried to cheat us I had to do the talk at the end of the game, I told them that we hated them, that is an ultimate frisbee no no

Take calls out of ultimate frisbee, much more fun that way
by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
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Ultimate Pushout

Is when a man or (woman with a strap on) screws a woman in the vagina during her peak dialation of giving birth. The woman is concentrated in pushing the baby and penis or (strap-on) out.
Bertha and I enjoyed the ultimate pushout last night as her water broke and gave birth to Johnny.
by Ace Onceagain December 9, 2008
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Ultimate Handjob

An act whereby a male penetrates a woman in her anus while she fists herself. She then grabs her penis through her vaginal wall and stimulates it to completion.
John was delighted that Sarah was loose enough to give him an ultimate handjob. He didn't hate his children afterall.
by Fanov ultimate September 11, 2011
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UltimateKael

Horrible Starcraft Player. Thinks he's good but was beaten by someone who didn't even play the game for five minutes!

lol!!
None, really. He's just a noob who doesn't matter.
by Gosujames February 8, 2005
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