Turfucken

A turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a penis. Generally a tradition around thanksgiving.

I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!

by Bobbyd123 November 23, 2009

turning on the fan

What you have to do if you want to smoke the weed in your dorm room at college.

When Ben wants to light up a phatty spliff in his room he needs to turn on the fan

by P December 4, 2003

TURNGIDDY

very dizzy as from spinning around

The bubble-headed bleach blonde was nothing shy of turngiddy. As a matter of fact, she was lighter than a popcorn fart.

by weave September 22, 2003

Turffed Out

Turffed Out-A girl with a beat up or loose vagina. Someone who has obviously been around the block.

I had sex with Kendra last night and she was so turffed out!

by DGTS December 23, 2008

Turf Herder

A lesbian who wrangles other lesbians to participate in a muff diving marathon.

A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.

Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.

Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that

Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!

Example two:

Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!

Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.

by Creativenate88 May 24, 2009

turnage

Family name known for large dicks

Did you hear that turnage boy pierced her stomach

by TCal2020 May 19, 2017

turn of screen time

Screen time is such A fucking terrible thing and for most of our parents love it like to turn it of and have our freedom is impossible and it fucks with teens or kids and honestly we all want freedom I don’t give a shit on how long it’s going to take well alaawa find a way to not have it like to turn it of it’s like 47 calls cuz I always hang up

That one kid who doesn’t have screen time :wanna play Roblox

Me with the screen time :sure let me ask.screams to dad* can you turn of screen time my friend is here

The bitch who won’t turn it off: NO!
Me in my brain :I’m going to put him in a nursing home !

by MISH GURL YURRRRR November 20, 2021