I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

James knew that Susan was a bit of a whore but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was fucking her. He was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already balls deep. She called it a turfucken and claimed she had invented it. He would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also passed all his finals so could finally graduate. Too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.

Sudan is a turfucken of a country.

ed was balls deep when he felt cindys hand reach around and insert itself in her own vagina and start jerking him off. at last, the elusive turfucken. not to be confused with the count jackula

"At our family, we had something similar to turducken, except it was a fish inside a chicken, inside a duck, inside a turkey. We called it "turfucken". And when mom cooked the dinner, we called it "mother fucken".