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neopian times

A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.
Guy #1: What are you reading?
Guy #2: Neopian Times
Guy #1: *yawn*
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006
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times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
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Good Times

1. a catchy phrase to complement great/humerous moments.
2. an imperturbable and reserved way of expressing delight in ones actions.
by joe shmoe February 26, 2003
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square bear to the max times a million

An example of a square bear to the max times a million would be sam gordan.
by JessiD December 9, 2007
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timeskip

going to sleep not when youre tired, but just to progress time forward. usually due to depression
Welp I'm bored, I'm just going to timeskip so it'll be tomorrow already.
by FazeJesus July 26, 2021
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fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row

usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.
(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"
by Gracie Lou Free Bush February 15, 2017
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National kiss your girl 20 times

January 15 is national kiss your girl 20 times day
Today is national kiss your girl 20 times day so you kiss your girl 20 times
by I love booty January 15, 2020
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