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table-legged

The act of attempting to level a wobbly table that has one leg shorter than the others. Usually resulting in reducing a dinner table to the height of a coffee table.
I just table-legged my haircut, (by trying to even out the ends).
by JD Too February 18, 2013
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table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross
Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar
by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018
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Enable-table

A table that or cabinet that enables you to store more useless clutter.
That useless table you bought is only an enable-table for you to keep more junk around the house.
by Lazybug September 12, 2019
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Flip the table

It’s 6pm on a Saturday. Your mans is late to pick you up for the date that you are finally going on after a year and a half in the “talking” stage. You look out the window pondering life. You realize that he has arrived. As you are driving to the bar for your date Chad tells you that he thinks he may be interested in seeing Nicole after you two are done seeing one another. You’re mad…so mad. So you yell at the driver to pull it over. You get out of the car but you get back in. You and the driver get together then and there. You get married to the driver who is secretly Jeff Bezos.

Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.
Trina totally is going to flip the table on Josh when she gets the promotion.
by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021
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Table sex

A form of female masterbation in which the female goes to the corner of the table and uses the edge to stimulate her vagina. The form is very often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable.
Yumi: Hey Dannie! I just caught Rose having table sex to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022
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Under the Table

The opposite of being In the Closet.

An individual who has identified themselves as homosexual in an effort to fit in, but is actually heterosexual.

A member of the non-heterosexual community who has secretly been engaging in heterosexual activities, while denying bisexual or heterosexual preferences.
Steve to Eric - "I totally saw Paul making out with that girl from the bar, but he keeps denying it. Ugh, he's so Under the Table".
by floppitywop April 8, 2021
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Table Racism

When someone confronts you about breaking a table or flipping on in a sign of anger. Or you just only like one type of table.
Man you only like oak tables, thats pretty Table Racist.

Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!
by •River Bridge• May 10, 2018
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