Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.
Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?
by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017
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Bumble Throat

A condition obtained when a newly single and/ or horny individual explores dating apps for hook ups. These apps include, but are not limited to, Bumble, Grinder and Tinder. The condition can resemble tonsillitis.
Geoffrey: Hey, where's Ciara? I thought she was suppose to work today
Radon: oh, sick. She been messing around on those apps since her and Bill split up. Now she got that Bumble throat.
by Niggitone May 08, 2023
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throat yoke

When you shove your dick SO far down herthroat that the larynx and esophagus must expand to accommodate the cock, giving a swollen visual appearance from either side of the neck.
You:
“Yo I can’t stop thinking about that girl in our class. “
Your Friend:
“Dude have you not heard? Three guys on the football team throat yoked her one after another. At the end that bitches neck looked like Arnold.”

You:

“Wow, lucky girl.”
by Anal Hemorrhage October 08, 2018
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Throat Bombed

When thy gets hit in the throat very aggressively
by The Bomber16 January 12, 2023
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Desert throat

When a girl is parched, has no spit left in her mouth and attempts to give a man oral sex.
"This bitch Alexa almost gave me desert throat last night. I told her I would not partake until she drank some water"
by slanrag April 21, 2017
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Throat Tamer

A liquid used to numb the throat to relax the gag reflex and allow for easier swallowing.
My boyfriend is such an ass. He said that I had to drink Sleepytime Throat Tamer before giving him a blow job so I could swallow without gagging.
by NaptownRose October 31, 2012
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Throat Weiner

The hanging down thing in the back of your throat
I dont know what Jeff was doing last night, but his throat weiner is swollen terribly.
by Ironhead66 June 14, 2022
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