by Anonymous December 28, 2004
Get the Beef Stroke It Off mug.Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.
Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013
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A bad or painful movement/rub on the penis that can cause you to lose your erection, or just get you out of the mood for masturbation/blowjob. Named for the famous Batman comic, "The Killing Joke."
Guy: Oh, god dammit, that hurt!
Girl: Sorry, honey, it won't happen again.
Guy: No, no, it's too late. That was The Killing Stroke, hon.
Girl: Sorry, honey, it won't happen again.
Guy: No, no, it's too late. That was The Killing Stroke, hon.
by Namrosseforp, RD. April 17, 2009
Get the The Killing Stroke mug.A slang term used to define a flattering compliment, which massages the ego in such a manner that could be considered masturbatory; or extending of prolonged pleasure in the fashion of a slower, controlled penetration speed during intercourse.
by Homer chameleon February 3, 2010
Get the Long Stroke mug.by SpitOnMyDIK May 19, 2015
Get the long stroke mug.When one guy puts a dildo in his ass backwards, and then bangs another guy in the ass with it. Very common in Dayton.
by greendevil17 August 20, 2011
Get the Dayton Back stroke mug.A term used to refer to the adult bookstores that also sell marijuana smoking accessories. Other terms include the Pipe 'n Porn and the Puff 'n Muff.
by sammich_ September 28, 2006
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