Shardian

When a person does meth orice and they start to pilfer the city, through the trash they are now shardians

My friend and I are both shardians

by Michael D Hall December 2, 2025

Sardine

itty bitty fish that smells like a finger

Smells like sardines in here

by doflagie January 14, 2026

bum shard

To insert a shard of crystal meth in one's anus

Dude, Im totally down for a bum shard tonite!

by Tung punch July 30, 2015

Sweaty Sardines

When your testicles are sweating.

Hey I gotta go change I got some sweaty sardines.

by SardineSucker November 8, 2016

CP sardines

When you lay in your bed the opposite way around underneath your blanket. The bottom of the sheet is still tucked in and you are cozy like a sardine.

I could not get to sleep last night so I finally went to CP sardines and slept right through my alarm!

by DafunkyWERDman April 25, 2017

alaskan sardines

An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation

The porn stars are now starting a trend called "Alaskan sardines."

by thegreatjlinc February 8, 2017

red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products

Dude, I got mad red shards.

by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017