Schnittke

1. Alfred Schnittke- greatest Russian composer of the latter half of the century.

2. To body slam a piano into oblivion.

“Sergei and Kristy just pulled a Schnittke. The Piano will never recover.”

by Whimsyravioli July 24, 2018

Schnitt

To shit talk in a group while knitting. To knit in a group while gossiping and or drinking.

Those pants are beautiful, did you make them? Yes, I schnitt them myself. Oh wow, you schnitt your pants. That’s wonderful.

How was the schnitting circle last night? It was fun I got shitty drunk and schnitt my pants

by Miloramona March 31, 2019

Schnitzel Wurst

The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.

George 22

"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"

by The good listener July 27, 2019

schnitzelsteeler

Someone who steals the virginity of your german wife

Me: Bruh, you see Hansel over there?
Alexis: Yeah why?
Me: He’s a schnitzelsteeler
Alexis: WHOS DID HE STEAL?
Me: Gretel’s.

by BRUHLEMMEGETANUNUSEDHANDLE March 25, 2020

schnitzelled

Someone who's not all there, or on cloud 9... Normally baked or wigging out.

Noodles has had so many pipes, he's schnitzelled himself.
Ozlington just saw the vote i brought home for him, now he's schnitzelled

by Robbarelli101 February 11, 2021

Schnitzel

A wimp

“ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL!?”
-Mr. Doofenshmirtz

by Lluma July 6, 2021

Schniterite

The pure crystalline mineral form of schnite. Rarer and stronger than netherite.

Doug: Hey man, I just mined a whole bunch of shniterite.
Bob: Hell yeah my guy, now we can craft a schniterite pickaxe and eat schnitz.

by The Schnite Connoisseur September 21, 2021