saturn

hey at least its not a ford

"Hey you queef, you musta been fly funky crunk when you bought that saturn. Might as well shoot yourself you asshat."

by Some jeff kid March 26, 2003

saturnaash

saturnaash is a fan page on Instagram, with over 1k + followers, they post edits and updates of Aashna hegde. This fanpage is very talented and original.

person 1: wow these edits are so cool!! who made these?

person 2: duh saturnaash made this.

BY SATURNAASH IS AMAZING March, 2,2021

by SATURNAASH IS AMAZING. March 24, 2021

Sigma male Saturday

A day of the week to bring out your inner sigma male

Hey man let's buy some nice Gucci flip flops in honer of sigma male Saturday, the chick's will dig them

by Big man in da mornin June 13, 2021

saturn

An over-priced, unreliable piece of American crap. A company that has done a masterful job marketing themselves as something different from the other crap American car manufacturers when the only thing unique about them is they clap and hand you balloons when you driver away in your over-priced, unreliable piece of crap. The antithesis of the Honda or Toyota.

Saturn Ads: A different kind of car, a different kind company.
Me: differen kind of car ya, its complete piece of shit; different kind of company, ya, the salesmen did everything but blow me when I picked the thing up.

by scott June 4, 2004

saturdate

An extraordinary even occurring on an ordinary Saturday.

"My birthday falls on a Saturday this year. It's Saturdate!!!"

by b00bage August 30, 2007

Saturn VUE

A Mom's car. Often used to transport children to and from soccer and or softball practices.

Ben: Billy, how are you getting to soccer practice today?

Billy: Oh, my mom's taking me in her Saturn VUE.

by Kara Lcad August 2, 2008

saturn

the cheapest cars made out of sheet-metal

i saw a GMC truck barely hit a saturn on the road and the back smashed in, what a peice of shit.

by saturns ghey April 27, 2005