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ass sandals

When you shove each individual foot up each of your side bitches asses and walk them down the street.
My ass sandals keep complaining about my other bitches. Imma just put my Jordans back on.

sandstamps

the battle marks on the bottom of the toilet from heavy shits hittin the porcelain and causing residue to remain even after flushing
i had a case of the hangover browns this morning and i left a few sandstamps for my roommates to deal with
sandstamps by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Sandspike 

The art of ass fucking your girlfrind on the beach, when you miss the ass and shove it into the sand. You realize what you have done and shove it in back into her ass.
"Man....I was ass fucking Julie on the beach last night and gave her a sandspike".
Sandspike by wheezer April 26, 2012

texas sandstorm 

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.
Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart
texas sandstorm by jdizzell April 28, 2014

Sand Rock 

small town in Cherokee county Alabama the middle of no where. Home of the Sand Rock Wildcats and Cherokee Rock Village.
Guy 1 at the store says Man I think I am lost
Owner says No sir you are just in Sand Rock
Sand Rock by Kate Holcomb June 27, 2008

Sand Sucker 

a derogative term for a person who

1)lives in the middle east
2)Of middle eastern decent
Jim walks off the subway covered in coffee and sees Dave
"Jim" Dave says"what happened to your shirt?"
"Some sand sucker spilled his coffee on me" Jim replies
Sand Sucker by irish redneck June 30, 2009