Definitions by jdizzell
Turkish Camel
When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.
Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.
Turkish Camel by jdizzell December 25, 2021
Malt-Licky
When something is over the top good or fun. Something you do is really awesome. You are the best at something.
Bro, this party is Malt-Licky!
Man, that time you took your Truck muddin’ was totally Malt-Licky!
Damn, that girl over there is friggin Malt-Licky
Man, that time you took your Truck muddin’ was totally Malt-Licky!
Damn, that girl over there is friggin Malt-Licky
Malt-Licky by jdizzell August 26, 2019
Saggy Sac Wash
I heard my Uncle hollering from the bathroom, "Dammit, not anther saggy sac wash again? Hehehe, good thing they don't use Tidy Bowl otherwise I'd have me some
Blue Balls!!!"
Blue Balls!!!"
Saggy Sac Wash by jdizzell April 29, 2014
texas sandstorm
Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart
texas sandstorm by jdizzell April 28, 2014
texas sandstorm
Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart
texas sandstorm by jdizzell April 28, 2014
Slouting
Your mom slouted it up last night.
Look! All the ladies here are slouting it up.
Slouting about is a good way to get an STD.
Look! All the ladies here are slouting it up.
Slouting about is a good way to get an STD.