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nut roulette

when you nut in a girl and if she gets pregnant, she gets pregnant and if she doesn't, she doesn't. it's like Russian roulette but with sex
we were at that point in our lives where we didn't care if we had a kid so we played nut roulette
by gummy420 December 25, 2019
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Life roulette

Someone who plays Russian roulette with everybody else's lives is playing life roulette
Lindsay played life roulette with other peoples lives until people started ending up dead, in a jail cell, or with irreparable damage done to their lives, families, homes, and so on.
by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019
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Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.
I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.
by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020
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nut roulette

When you feel pleasure when masturbating, you'll hold your breath and won't breathe until you cum. This may cause a heart attack and that’s why it's called nut roulette (after Russian roulette).
Jake: "Mike died doing nut roulette."
Tom: "Oh no what were his last words."
Jake: "He wanted to have ’I died doing what I loved’ on his gravestone.
Tom: "F"
by Drozdislav January 27, 2021
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American Roulette

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.
"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."
by Dee._ January 30, 2021
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Bedtime Roulette

Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.
Work has sucked lately. I think it's time for another round of Bedtime Roulette.
by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021
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American Roulette

I decided to play American Roulette at school with all my friends
by Trakhni Tebya May 7, 2021
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