quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.

Shut up, you quaker.

by davey April 14, 2006

Cat Quaker

A slang term for a bruised vagina a.k.a. Blue waffle or bruised pussy

Savannah is a cat Quaker

by Turtleboi07 May 10, 2014

quake

Slang term for drinking alochol

I quaked so much last I threw up three times!

by pelicanjed January 24, 2003

quaff

quite simply a fanny fart

when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff

by owler May 27, 2009

al- quaeda

terror network responsible for wtc bombing, us embassy bombing in kenya and tanzania, 9-11

jake:ey ned ned: yea? jake: ever heard of al- quaeda ned: yea those damn muslim extremists fought back against us

by weathrguy May 22, 2010

quaffle

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.

by TheModernAge324 July 28, 2007

quaff

Male queef; dick fart

Dude, it smells like a rank quaff.

by Andy Power May 16, 2005