Polching it

when you're jerking it Polchi-style

holy fuck I'm Polching it

by NegroidTechHQ June 16, 2025

Polchi

The polchian genius, the polchius Maximus, the eternal entity that is Polchi
Polchi is a supreme deity of existential power and cringe. His mere presence shakes the foundations of reality, and he only speaks in quotes. His shuffle ability has ended empires and crumbled kingdoms.
Being the reigning victor of the war of mouth breathers, his upmost respect is unmatched by other lolcows.
Polchi is thus, the glorious lolcow of eternal strength and is omnipresent.

On Polchi ts brazy rn

by NegroidTechHQ June 16, 2025

poochiwoochimoo

Poochiwoochimoo

adjective
adjective: pootch; comparative adjective: pootcher; superlative adjective: pootchest

1.

The embodiment of all that is silly and whimsical.

"a pootchful evening"

2.
informal• French
A way to describe someone that is akin to a feline in behavior.
"Lexi is a bit of a pootch sometimes."

noun
noun: Pootch; plural noun: Pootches

1.
A silly and or whimsical individual. Usually coming in packs of 3 or more.

''Teruya is so poochiwoochimoo!''

by Doopiedoopiedoo July 15, 2025

Pitching It

A term used to degrade or insult someone.

Have you seen Katie trying to impress Cole?

Yeah, she's really pitching it

by TheSittingGoose July 31, 2025

Patching

Cumming on somebody and letting it dry to peel off later (like elmers glue)

"my boyfriend and I tried patching.. theres a bald spot in my bush now 😔"

by rizzmaster84 August 11, 2025

Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa November 14, 2011

Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013