turtle nugget

When you think it's a fart but actually a small piece of poo slides out.

Becky, I've been sitting through Mr. Wheeler's class with a turtle nugget the whole time.

by ctlaruex February 1, 2015

mystery nugget

Referring to an individual defecating and/or on one's self or others. May or may not be sexual. Also can have random occurrences, often fun to do at a water park with butt pirates. It is an insult to be dubbed a mystery nugget to African Americans. To be called a mystery nugget one should respond with a smile.

I haven't mystery nuggeted in a while

by Cool Kat and H Dawg May 28, 2010

nipple nugget

1:a self centered dusche bag who is a total ass and doesnt care bout anything2:a chicks nipple thts so big it looks like a chicken nugget3:a young child or little faggoty ass fuck tart baby who steals a mans boobs cus his wife or girlfriend wont let him feel them cus tht nipple nugget wis allways sucken on em4:a fagot ass unicorn hater tht shits on diseased puppys and kills dinosours

1:tht nipple nugget just hit me!
2:god damn tht nipple so big its like a nugget
3:god damn nipple nugget let me have her tits u can share cant u, u fuckn nipple nugget
4:he just shat on my unicorn sir arrest this nipple nugget

by BAKER472=dgb August 6, 2011

Golden Nugget

The First piece of excrement that comes of out after a long constipation allowing the persons bowels to empty.

I was in pain from being constipated for several days and I felt a bubbling sensation in my abdomen. I finally got the golden nugget out and the rest started to flow.

by NorthCalScooter August 6, 2009

chode nugget

When U wipe in a downward motion and a piece of a turd gets stuck in the chode hair.

Man I gotta go to da bathroom I think I got a chode nugget.

by Snow Blower March 9, 2003

Fugly Nugget

Another version of the insult "Fucking ugly piece of shit. Fugly being the combination of "fucking ugly" and nugget meaning "piece of shit" as shit is sometimes called a nugget.

You are one Fugly Nugget dude.

by PorqueThePigg June 3, 2021

spider nugget

a nugget full of baby spiders waiting to be hatched

"sara: OMFG ITS A SPIDER NUGGET!
mia: no thats cat hair
sara: OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPIDER NUGGET
mia: ha!"

by wizards sleeve hax0r 12345 May 21, 2008