cyborg monday

the first monday after thanksgiving when cyborgs get all their christmas shopping done.

cyborg 1: have you started your christmas shopping yet?
cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.

by stefmart December 1, 2010

Milkshit Monday

An adjective to describe Monday, which doesn't necessarily withhold a negative connotation, yet is perceived to directly translate to the feeling you get on Monday, on any day of the week. Could also be used to describe how you're feeling on a booty-ass shitty day

Dude I totally feel like milkshit Monday up in hurr

Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock

You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!

by THEGOGNAHT April 30, 2011

Made my Monday

also known as MMM; Appropriate phrase when someone has either made your day on a Sunday night, and it can hold you through Monday, the crappiest day of the week. Can also be used any time of the week when you haven't fully made their week.

Dude, that video on YouTube was so great Saturday, it made my Monday.

by yourhighschoolstalker February 21, 2011

Monday

The term my cousin used that cost him his job as a police officer and to be kicked out of a game. Apparently slang for nigger.

( to Crawford ) you fuckin Monday

by Jrotch October 29, 2012

Mondays

(1) Hittin the bowl first- Being the first to smoke the weed!

Joey, it's your weed, so you can have mondays.

by Schriar September 6, 2008

Mondaying

The act of struggling to get through the working day without putting in an ounce of work. Named for the day that most people do the deed itself. Mondaying is a complex activity, including coffee, internet and a theatrical element- pretending to work - whenever people walk past.

I was totally Mondaying all day today.

I was hungover and couldn't be bothered; I just Mondayed.

by Kidsturk May 12, 2007

monday

another word for niggas because nobody likes mondays

you fuckin monday
i fuckin hate mondays

by #johnD**** February 7, 2008