right as the mail

to be right, without any uncertainty. taken from the idea that the mail is always prompt and on time.

Billy: Are you sure about that?

John: I'm right as the mail.

by Twan Diggity June 27, 2006

Maile

Maile (pronounced MY-lĕ) = a flowering plant, typically sweet smelling, native & unique to the Hawaiian Islands. At one time the Maile lei was only used by nobility, as well as those in power in Hawaii. Today, this lei typically is found in Hawaiian wedding ceremonies.

Maile is also a distinctive Hawaiian name.

It's always stunning to see a truly beautiful lei made by maile.

You cannot find a plant quite like maile anywhere else in the world except Hawaii.

I'm probably going to call Maile tomorrow after school.

by kystnpl-omaha August 24, 2009

mail

Something that is sent to your house daily by the mailman. Mail does not come on Sundays. See envelope and onvelope.

I need to go get the mail.

by David March 8, 2004

Marilyn Monroe

a TOTAL legenddddddddddd!

diamonds are a girlssss bestttttt frienddddddd

by boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd April 30, 2005

Fail Mail

A group email from your lecturer/boss/other alerting you and others on the mailing list of your failure.

"Yo, I saw your name on the Fail Mail dude....see you in summer school"

by Lpaq the don November 17, 2009

reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

by octopod November 22, 2003

Marilyn Manson

a very brilliant, artistic, beautiful man who is punished for not being like everyone else... why? i dont know. maybe because everyone who thinks he is a gay satan worshipper needs to get their facts straight before judging him. if you dont like him, fine. if you dont like his music, fine. just know he is an independent MAN and deserves everything in this world.

i say:god marilyn manson is so awesome!
the fat christian says: eeew! he is a gay man and he loves satan!
i say:no he doesnt you fat shit
the fat christian says:yes he does! i know! i heard some one say so!
i say:and that is why he is soooo much better than you
the fat christian says: no he isnt!
i say: go fuck a stick bitch
at which point i grab the closest knife and smash it into the douchebags aorta

by MansonWorshipper October 12, 2006