jewish breadcutter

Jewish breadcutter is a term used to describe someone who performs circumcisions for a living.

Ezra dahling! Were going to the jewish breadcutter!
"whats that"
"you knoow"
"noooo...."
"your gonna get your cock snipped, now get in the car"

by Mike polawski October 20, 2009

Junisha

Cool bitch with a fat ass

Mike: “Damn that girl is bad as shit”
Herald: “yo that’s Junisha she’s hella chill”

by Vichthekid July 31, 2018

Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.

Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

Jewish Kung-Fu

It's Where You Put A Person In A Chokehold And Shake All The Money Out Of Him/Her's Pockets, Then You Grab The Money And Run

Yesterday I Pulled A Jewish Kung-Fu, I'm Not Broke Anymore.

by Siikwithasmile August 24, 2010

Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

by dover.snarker October 9, 2008

jenihat

one who is exceedingly goood at art and yet is extremely modest.

Some say Van Gogh was a Jenihat of the arts.

by Gookdorf March 5, 2009

jewish tuxedo

an unstylish combination of a sweater, dress pants, white socks, and sneakers.

Ben Stein likes to prance around in his Jewish tuxedo, telling people evolution isn't real.

by Charles Hagriss May 9, 2011