Emotional support dinosaur

Someone who you depend on who is taller than you, someone you can trust, someone who you want to make sure is safe, someone who keeps you stable

“They are my emotional support dinosaur.”

“I’m their emotional support dinosaur.”

by TheScottishQueen September 16, 2021

Carl Support

Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.

Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Child support

What I'm still waiting for

"Hey dad, where is my child support?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 23, 2021

villa supporter

Someone who supports the team aston villa and are smart individuals. They often get compared to Albion however villa is a much better team.

Person: What team do u sully
Person2 : I’m a villa supporter

Person: smart choice

by Cracker25 May 2, 2020

Lift Support

A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!

by iftheshoefitsIsxcsxcsxcsxcascx June 4, 2018

extensively supported

Supported by a very large audience, or the broad public.

Linux is extensively supported.

by big rizzler July 11, 2024

support scammer

Usually a Indian scammer that pulls words out their ass and put on a very bad american accent in order to scare you to make you pay large sums of money (like $100 for one time fix lol). These Indian scammers have no idea how to fix a computer (Or a calculator) and can't speak English at all.

Guy 1: Need help?
Guy 2: Nah i'll call tech support.
Guy 1: Make sure it's not one of those Indian bastards, they are support scammers.

by 54321man June 6, 2018