American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.

ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.

by jacobishott December 26, 2011

emotional support guy

A guy who likes you but you don’t like him. He’s usually a shoulder to lean on when one is feeling weak and needs a bit of an ego boost.

He said that once she got a boyfriend, she stopped speaking to him. I didn’t have to the heart to tell him he is her emotional support guy

by anonymous June 18, 2025

I support Israel

When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them

Israel supporter: I support Israel

Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!

by sheepbeepeatneat November 27, 2023

Tech-support

A tech-support is often a company in india who try to scam you

microsoft tech-support, how may i help you?
hi i need help with my pc, my porn wont open

by your local thot November 5, 2018

Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.

Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise

by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018

Emotional support spit

When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off

Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.

by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025

On Vaginal Support

A broad term describing a condition wherein a female calls in sick to work the day after a night of strenuously exhausting wild sex (often with multiple partners of varied sexual orientation).

Dude1: I noticed that hot bisexual chick Vicky called in sick today.
Dude2: Yeah I heard she's on vaginal support after attending that LGBT coming-out party.
Dude1: !?

by To M Paine October 27, 2009