Healthy One

When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards

Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

Healthy HEAUX

Pronounced “HO”

(but please don’t get it twisted she probably not promiscuous )

A Healthy Heaux has an awareness of her environment and her own existence and thoughts. She’s the bad ass bitch who is healthy mentally, physically, and socially or who is working towards it. She is undeniably herself and works everyday to better her mind, body, soul.

Beyoncé is a Healthy Heaux.
Jhene Aiko is a Healthy Heaux.

by The Healthy Heaux July 25, 2019

Healthy paranoia

Let’s face it.. people are shitty. Not everyone. Definitely the “karens”.. But stay a “little” skeptical until otherwise proven wrong. Or just get rid of your cell phone, grow a garden and never leave your dwelling.

I call it healthy paranoia! Tootles

by Drewbloodybitch July 29, 2020

Free healthcare card

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American

American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card

by I love play with my CoC friend June 27, 2022

Halthanksmas

A holiday beginning on October 31st and spanning through to December 31st, created to facilitate the retail season;
A season completely devoid of any spiritual, social or religious significance, devoted solely to bolstering the sales of National mega-chains;
A new opportunity for Hallmark Cards to create a non holiday

"Don, have you started your Halthanksmas shopping? Its getting late - yesterday was Labor Day!"
"Last year my parents really missed the boat on the Halthanksmas shopping sales, and the new Nintendo DS add on were all sold out by October- I'm so pissed",
"I can't believe I forgot to get Doreen a Halthanksmas card ,and gift certificate to Wal-Marts- I'm such a shitty boss...."

by wstlnguy November 12, 2009

Heathens Moment

When you're high, drunk, or any sort of daze with a bunch of others and the song heathens would be perfect in the background

After we came out of the bar was a perfect heathens moment

by 3lonMu$k November 7, 2016

Heather Harbajan

A YouTube channel that got famous for spreading the video of Momo in Peppa Pig. She got 200k views in 12 hours until YouTube deleted her video, and later on her channel.

That new Heather Harbajan video sent chills down my spine...I wonder who she is in real life...

by monsterzmayhem March 6, 2019