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Let’s face it.. people are shitty. Not everyone. Definitely the “karens”.. But stay a “little” skeptical until otherwise proven wrong. Or just get rid of your cell phone, grow a garden and never leave your dwelling.
by Drewbloodybitch July 29, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Checking something multiple times to assure yourself that something is correct or safe because you are aware of the consequences of it being not safe or correct.
I triple checked that all the divers scuba tanks were fully open and that the gear looked correct because I have healthy paranoia.

I got healthy paranoia so proof read the document a few times before sending it off to the publisher.
by Captain F bomb December 21, 2016
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