guido

An Italian-American hoodlum from the New York area who has a posse that follows him around.

We won't allow a cellboy into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

Guido Rican

1.One whose family is descended from Puerto Rico (Bronx) and Italy (Jersey Shores)

2.A mixture of a Boricua and Guido

3.A 5' female from Long Island who acts like a white girl, dances like Latin and takes shit from no one! In other words, Awesome! Better yet... Legendary!

Omg girl! look at that girl Ellie! she is such a Guido Rican!

Wasn't that Guido Rican in that Daddy Yankee music Video? Damn that girl could shake her ass!

Who would like Reggaeton and Rock? I'll tell you who! a Guido Rican!

by Zketch87 June 3, 2010

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

another term for Fag.

You did a good job didn't you F.A.G

Shut up stupid Film Actor Guild!

by Chesterthepstar November 17, 2004

Guido JR

Guido JR is the odor that can be smelled when standing downwind from a red firebird, a rosary, 80s hair band rock music with various rap songs in the mix, and an inside out penis (surgical vag)

Man, did you smell that Guido JR today? Damn, smelled like french toast dipped in shit!

by Kickass-red mist July 22, 2010

nathan guilds

A humongous man that has a crippling addiction to animals

*throws up* nathan guilds.

by Justin's Enemy April 18, 2023

guibo

A nerd. A highly educated person (technology) with impaired social skills. Mid-70's slang

He is a guibo, he prefers programming in Fortran to sex.

by bob bohica March 15, 2004

guido

First of all the only way that you can be considered a Guido is to be Italian and only Italian. People throw it around as a derogatory term but it is not always like that. Yes they have a blowout with alot of gel in their hair and yes they wear chains and shirts that actually fit a person instead of the ones that are so big that they look like they are wearing a dress...yes most of them are from New York or the Tri-state area and they do have a New York accent...Most of them do drive nice cars with the bangin system, which everyone else who is NOT a Guido sweats...so before anyone goes and tries to talk shit about bein a Guido, it's probably because they subconsciouslly wish that they had everything that the typical Guido has.

I am a Gudio...I am from New York...My hair is gelled up...I drive that nice car with that bangin system...My clothes primarily consist of Armani Exchange, where each one consists of about $35 per shirt where your clothes are probably from wal-mart...so before you go and talk trash, jus realize that your probably wanting to be jus like us...the ones who have what they want...

by "That NY Guido" April 9, 2005