failrigible

a fail so massive it's almost impossible to stop. For instance, the Hindenberg is a failrigible. It lit on fire than it takes to burn a newspaper. That deserves the award of a failrigible

That failrigible is so massive it's almost considered a win.

by notsamlol May 7, 2009

Failureton

someone who fails at life, or consistently keeps failing

scott fullerton is a Failureton

by c_bA_t May 21, 2009

Failgrass

Refers to the "grass" brush templates included with later versions of Adobe Photoshop, which allow lazy users to wave their mouses and create fields of lush grass with next to no effort. Has practically become a requisite in bad fanart that takes place outdoors.

"I finished my drawing of Edward Cullen and Spike making out in a field!"
"Gah, my eyes! The Failgrass, it's everywhere!"

by Mr. Whim May 30, 2009

failry

1. A Comical misspelling of Fairly, which results in an unexpected yet comical self-reference.

2. A group or classification of types of fail.

The comical fact of point 1 is of course, that the act of misspelling "Fairly" is in fact, a form of failry in itself, causing a linguistic cycle, somewhat akin to that of the definition of recursion

1. That was failry awful.

2. This course involves all sorts of failry.

Joke example using the word in both contexts: There's a failry large amount of failry going on here.

by firepup August 23, 2009

Failperm

Variation of facepalm - only to be used for the greatest of failures. The collaboration of fail and perm provides a powerful implication of failing royally.

John: Want to listen to my new Nickelback album?

Mike: Failperm.

by master bateman October 26, 2009

failrific

Having a terrific day but with many fails mostly funny

Jen: how was your day?
Rachel: oh it was failrific I droped a cake and messed up microwave popcorn

by emmi baby January 18, 2010

failemando

a way of explaining how someone fails. created by a blonde.

"hey Paul i got my cock stuck in a blender"

"Failemando!!"

by padrick the third April 14, 2010