Boarding the Millennium Falcon

noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)

Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.

"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."

"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."

by IraPKP November 3, 2008

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ass falcon

1. a super supreme jerk wad.

2. one who participates in ass flaconry.

dag yo, tito is such a fookin' ass falcon.

by xoxota April 23, 2008

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Falcon Punch

The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.

Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.

by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009

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Blue Falcon

A general Marine Corps term, meaning "Buddy Fucker". It usually refers to a Marine who is supposed to use the "Buddy System", but chooses to leave his buddies hanging while he goes ahead without them.

Sgt Petey knew Sgt B would be arriving soon, but instead chose to leave without him..."What a Blue Falcon!"

by Sgt B April 16, 2008

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falondaline

The enzyme in indian cows that allows vodka to be made of indian cow milk.

John "you cant make vodka out of milk"
Jacob"Yeah you can but only in india, their cows have a special enzyme called FALONDALINE that allows milk to be made into vodka"
John "wow"

by Doctor Farnsworth March 27, 2009

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Facenize

To recognize a person or people you know only tangentially through Facebook photo albums, including albums of those you don't know, but have access to because friends are tagged.

When I walked out of the restaurant on Ontario Street, I Facenized that dude from that Bonnaroo photo album. I almost said "hi", but I forgot that I don't actually know him.

by midgeylou August 6, 2009

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